From the Mouths of Babes

Warren often likes to play with the home phone, something he is not allowed to do. Why he keeps picking it up only to get a slap on the hand is beyond me...besides the whole sin issue of course. Today, though, something funny came of it.

Me (after noticing that Warren was eyeballing the phone): Warren, don't touch that phone!

Jake (quietly, maybe so I couldn't hear it): Yeah, and don't even think about it.